Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

Retailiate

Boycotting or otherwise protesting against a store that operates unethically or that is not consumer-friendly.

When we found out that Jack's Department Store paid its male employees 25% more than its female employees, we retailiated by putting up posters outside for Sid's Department Store.

by Cabot Wonder October 15, 2009

monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006

Gone Full Retard

The act of getting so drunk that you may well be mistaken for someone with learning dificulties or motor neurone disease.

Look at that pisshead, looks like he has gone full retard.

by Phinton May 25, 2009

Retard

an ignorant dumb ass arrogant fuck who thinks they are cool and smart but are neither (most people on earth)

not to be confused with a person born with a mental defect or who has a defect due to some sort of blunt trauma who are in fact,cool

Bill Clinton is a retard because he doesn't know what is means.

by smokey March 21, 2007

retard

1.means to slow down or to be slow
2.to be slow in the mind

retard

by kevin lowe-panda January 20, 2009

Stephanie Retard Syndrome

A disease people with the name Stephanie get. Often known as S.R.S.
Symptoms are usaully extreme crazinies, retardedness, dry humor. S.R.S is uncureable but is not infectious to other. S.R.S is geneitically inherited.

Person 1: What happened to Stephanie? I havn't seen her in ages.
Person 2: Oh havn't you heard? Shes been diagnosed with the Stephanie Retard Syndrome.
Person 1: Well that explains alot.

by NessaHeartSteph August 8, 2011