rub one off

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis

Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off

by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub it on your chest

What to do with your load after mastrubating !

Yo...rub it on your chest.

by Russel l November 27, 2016

rub my eyeball

Slang; To masturbate, or to jerk off.

<Fungahhh> I'm about to go rub my eyeball in a sec ok guys so brb
<Mooseka> k

by Fungahhh March 8, 2005

Rub one off

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.

Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019

go rub a cunt

another way of saying' get out of my face
generally used when one is frustrated
or when someone bumps in the hall way

"fuck' go rub a cunt"

"THAT FUCKING EMO TOLD ME TO GO RUB A CUNT."

by TRASH ASS September 14, 2006

Rub Bup Bup

Rub Bup Bup interprets everything. It can be a noun, an pronoun and shit like that. It is only used by curry_king. It's used to insult, and especially annoy people. The word was made up during an english period, when a bird was making the noise RUB BUP BUP the entire week during its mating period. Curry_King responded the bird, RUB BUP BUP and the bird responded back.

curry_king: RUB BUP BUP
j_c: RUP BUP BUP, wowowowowowowow

by curry_king April 3, 2005

Texas dry rub

When you eat BBQ and you finger a girl with your BBQ fingers

I took my girl to dinner then gave her the ole texas dry rub

by Art Web 86 June 29, 2015