A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.
Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.
by jlindsay August 12, 2012
Get the Road Mimosamug. When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011
Get the Road Turdmug. by TJP64 May 17, 2016
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Get the Road trippinmug. Word on roads is these niggas think it’s sweet. They think we some hoes, we gotta show em somthing now.
by Next up December 16, 2018
Get the word on roadsmug.