Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022

Stateview Prison

A prison roleplay game on roblox.

That guard cuffed me in Stateview Prison.

by UrbanPoster1 April 24, 2024

prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

Prison Panties

Men's underwear with the ass blown out.

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"

by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012

prison wife manlet

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.

I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024

Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.

Around here, it’s prison rules.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

prison cloud

A large gathering of basketball Americans

Watch out for that prison cloud, looks dangerous

by The Original concucklio January 3, 2024