by jamaj November 12, 2010
A potato queen is a label that describes a gay Asian male who is exclusively attracted to a gay Caucasian male and who will only date a man of this race. The potato queen adores everything white. The white culture, white lifestyle, white diet, white norms, white friends, speaking the white language with the white accent and of course, the white c*ck. Not forgetting those who also worship the Caucasian's white wallet.
True or not, this public perception does not bode well for the potato queen and as such, this breed of exotic males are often cast in a negative light.
Alexander O. Montgomery. (2016). True confessions of a potato queen. Melbourne, Australia: Vivid Publishing.
Alexander O. Montgomery. (2016). True confessions of a potato queen. Melbourne, Australia: Vivid Publishing.
by A.O.M March 18, 2016
The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!
John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato
Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!
Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!
by DJSwiss January 28, 2010
The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
by Galloway February 26, 2008
At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
Wow, Vlad your friend Roee is so cute can I get his number? Just so you know he is a potato back. Oh, nevermind then *proceeds to go vape in the bathroom*
by RoeeTheOgPotatoBack April 26, 2021
An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021