Potato Salad 

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river

1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.

Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad

Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!

2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn

Potato Salad by thebizzareone October 5, 2004

Potato fuck 

A term used for a fat woman to have sex. Usally grunting and making weird noices.Most of the time her lover usally small and skinny and would get crushed.

Dude montana is suck a potato fuck with her new boyfriend.

Potato fuck by sappyyyyyy April 17, 2010

potato legs

Short stumpy legs, usually seen only on Japanese girls 4'11" and shorter.

Look at the potato legs on that bitch.

potato legs by Rick Cain December 29, 2007

Potato Head

AKA Fake news CNN Brian Stelter

Did you see Mr. Potato Head got neutered? Yeah, Brian Stelter is fake news.

Potato Head by Frank P R. February 25, 2021

Potato Whore

A fully baked slut :)

Kaelyn a.k.a. Shorty is a potato whore

Potato Whore by boobalieboo March 30, 2011

potato lesbian

noun- A frumpystumpy woman, with shorter hair; sometimes loosely feathered with spikes. Typically wears half-zip mock neck fleece sweaters; in colors of forest green, mushroom brown, navy, mustard yellow, and deep maroon. These types of women tend to run in packs of two women leaders with multiple animal pack members. They usually travel in large pick up trucks, stylish pant suits, and quickly to Birkenstock sales. There is no class of the potato lesbian, as they cross most economic boarders. However, rarely do they dip below middle class. Examples are as followed; Hillary Clinton, Jan Brewer, my aunt Cathy, and the entire lady's softball league in Trenton New Jersey.

Rachel Maddow will one day transform from a Power Lesbian into a Potato Lesbian.

potato lesbian by PotatoLez December 22, 2014

potato sack girl 

Girl who is so impossibly hot and cute at the same time that you just want to throw her in a potato sack and marry the shit out of her.

Guy1 "Rihanna is so hot.. my god."
Guy2 "Yeah Rihanna is hot as fuck."
Guy1 "Jessica Biel is hot, too."
Guy2 "Fuck No. You couldn't be more wrong, Jessica Biel is a straight up potato sack girl, to say she's hot would be total understatement."

potato sack girl by el pres June 16, 2008