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Turd place

A poof way of referring to the arse or butthole. Normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a French press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before anal sex, or just for the fun of it.
Howard is a real butthole surfer and likes to have his turd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. Yep, that's 20 individual espresso's.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 11, 2008
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paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)
Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.
by LaDeena June 11, 2006
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my dark place

The place a person goes after enduring an enormous disappointment or loss. An emotional funk. Depression of unbearable proportion.
Dude: "What's your problem today?"
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."

Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
by frothing November 2, 2009
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Shiv Patel

Sexiest nigger in the whole world. Loves fucking underage women
Holy shit he’s such a Shiv Patel
by Jshsbbdbdbxj December 5, 2018
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The Good Place

Best. Show. Ever.
Elenor Shullstraup (Kristen Bell) died in a parking lot trying to buy some margarita mix for one. She is now in the good place, no not heaven, the good place. The creator of this "neighborhood" is Michael. Chidi, a ethical proffesor is Elenor's "soulmate" But this all ends. Elenor is a really really bad person. Rude, unreliable, cheap Elenor confesses and wants help. She gets it from Chidi. Throughout the episodes there is hillarious scenes, heartwarming scenes and plenty more. Plus it's fake, she was in the bad place. FIND OUT MORE! It is not cheesy! Go forking watch it! By the way: YOU CAN'T CURSE!!!!
Boom. Go watch it mother forking shirt balls. It is good.
(Women1) You should watch The Good Place! It's so funny!
(Women2) I'll try it!

----Twenty Four hours later-----
(Women2) There are no more episodes?!? NOOOOOO
by Scout Vader November 4, 2017
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heart is in the right place

one's intensions are good despite indications to the contrary
He often insults others by what he says but his heart is in the right place
by David Charbonneau July 7, 2006
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