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Phil

The person who stole Todd.
That sneaky individual who snatched Todd right out from under everyone’s nose and is probably whistling innocently about it. A Phil doesn’t just take your stuff—he takes Todd and acts like it’s an upgrade.
“Where’s Todd?”
Gone. A Phil must’ve rolled through.”
by arunura June 3, 2025
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Phil McCrak

A man my mother is always yelling for every other night after my 9-year old ass goes to bed
my ass get to bed
mom- Phil McCrak!!
by Jolan.jpg December 14, 2022
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phil opian

when you don't want to use your government name it sounds perfect because it is a first and last name. by the time they realize is sounds similar to a "fallopian" tube
when the hostess asks for my name i will say phil opian. i wonder who will figure it out?
by Whittram July 26, 2023
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Phil

Phillips. What can I say about Phillip's. Well, I'm going to talk about one specific Phillip. The phillip that I know is kind and generous and will go out of his way for anyone. Phillip has this way of making everyone smile the minute he walks into the room, especially me..... Phillip will go out of his way to make sure everyone else around him is happy, even if he himself doesn't feel happy. I wish the world had more people like Phillip. Phillip is one of the most kindest people I've ever met. There's alot more to Phillip than Phillip let's off and I really like that about him. Phillip is really attractive and has such a nice smile, his eyes are nice and his lips look so biteable. ☺️ anytime he looks at me and smiles I can't help but smile and get hot inside....Not to mention his hands, I enjoy watching him do things that make him have to use his hands.. I wish Phillip could know how much i like him.
Phillip. A person who is extremely kind, adventurous and fun to be around. That probably has a nice grip.
by Bungholemunghole September 1, 2023
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Phil

A dumb fucking faggot who probably takes a picture with a daddy mug and then drags it hella.
Hey Philly Foreskin😂😂😂- Gavin Fraley(aka 8:18)
by Actual devious sigma May 21, 2024
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Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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Phils

Just went to the Phils for vacation. The beaches over there are amazing!
by chingmayne August 1, 2022
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