Peanut Butter Kid 

Someone who can't get any and resorts to putting some food object (such as peanut butter) on their junk and has an animal (usually dog) lick it off.

"Dude that kid will never get laid"
"yeah, he'll have to be a peanut butter kid"

Peanut Butter Kid by jerbear. March 11, 2009

peanut ass 

What happens when you eat too many peants.

Oh man, Natalie had peanut ass real bad!

peanut ass by theotherbrutha January 2, 2012

Peanut Butter Rocket (PBR)

The act of putting peanut butter on a dog's dick (AKA Red Rocket) and licking it off. Similar to putting peanut butter on your dick and having a dog lick it off, but the other way around.

Dog: (constantly licking lips)
Brenden: WTF, did my dog just lick peanut butter off your dick?
Antonio: Yep, and now I'm going to return the favor with a Peanut Butter Rocket (PBR).

Peanut Butter Rocket (PBR) by Shwan Shwanson May 22, 2017

peanut butter jelly sandwich 

The result of an feceal infected pussy from fucking "bi" sexual men, dickheads that don't wash or shitskins.

In Africa they probably have so many diseases from the idiot shitskins making to many peanut butter jelly sandwiches with the dumb bitches.

peanut butter jelly sandwich by Onan August 30, 2003

peanut butter waffle 

Ryan choo choggers his dog and his piano. He enjoys ramming large objects into his anus hole.

Ryan you as a Anus Hole choo chogger

peanut butter waffle by peanut butter waffle May 3, 2004

Peanut Butter Crack 

When you spread peanut butter on your taint and let your dogs have their way.

I made a peanut butter crack last night and my dogs licked me to orgasm.

Peanut Butter Crack by minnecrapolis July 9, 2009

peanut butter 

an interjection used to rid yourself of unwanted attention; if someone follows you around and hits on you and will not leave you alone, work the words 'peanut butter' into the conversation so that your friends know to bail you out.

guy 1: heyyyy, you know that sweater looks very nice on you can i get your phone number?
girl: ummmm... ya know, i really could use some PEANUT BUTTER over here!
guy 2: hey, um, she's my girl friend, back off.

peanut butter by random chick got bored April 15, 2006