Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

by Patty March 28, 2004

Patrick

asshole bitch fucks ugly girls

patrick

by serpent1001 June 27, 2016

Patrick

someone who has a penis shorter than his toe

omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick

by bigslayer77181 January 1, 2017

being with Patrick

To suffer through extraordinary discomfort while being fed a pot roast.

Man, I was hungry for a pot roast, but being with Patrick I had to accept a cincinatti bow-tie along with it.

by Jiri July 16, 2008

Patrick Moore

Top monocle wearer and Arthritic percussionist who likes to look at uranus through his powerful telescope.

Xylophone . Eclipse . Nortons Star Atlas.

by A fan of patrick November 15, 2003

Patrick Dugan

The sexy beast of the human world. The most amazing person ever. Some people even worshipped his name in the early 1800's. His name makes all who oppose him quake in fear. He is all around amazing!

"wow... Patrick Dugan"
"All hail Patrick Dugan"
"gigity"

by John Mico October 20, 2012

patrick hudson

Pavelow, He may also try in pop you while you aren't looking.

Oh shit, here comes Patrick Hudson, look there goes the FBI van

by Shabbalabba dingdong December 16, 2013