hit a tall person day

so where ever your reading this, you have to hit a tall person tomorrow and there are no buts. If no one is taller than you, you will have to hit yourself, I'm sorry

lacy: good luck!!
tom: good luck for what?
lacy: tomorrow is hit a tall person day!!

by kittykitzzy May 5, 2022

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021

national give a dollar to a ADHD person

On sep 24 ever non adhd person must give payment to ever adhd person they know. Due to the ableism throughout years this is a way to compassionate adhd people for all the years ableism.

“Here’s a dollors! Sorry for all the ableism all those years! Happy national give a dollar to a ADHD person ”

by dr.Michalka September 24, 2022

(Object, place, or person) K

When something is “K” it is ass or just okay. It is offensive to teams that’s are getting blown out or are about to play and are expected to get slapped up.

“(Object, place, or person) K (Blank) beat them in the home opener”

by JohnsBitch February 8, 2019

YouTube Person

1. A person commenting or responding to a video like they have a long history of video editing and video technology systems.

2. A person who comments on a video with nothing more than one or two words that give no praise, criticism or any useful information.

3. A person who comments on new videos with 'First!" without actually being first, or getting lucky and getting the first comment.

4. People who have arguments over comments or video responses. These arguments usually amount to nothing.

1. "this video is completely fake!!!1 you can see the matte lines and the resolutions between them don't match!!"

"Ugh, not another YouTube Person"

2. "What shit!" or "Lame" or "Cool" or "Awesome." says the YouTube Person.

by Praxiteles July 22, 2009

Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

by cweeks March 30, 2010

business person's orgasm

ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!

john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!

by michael foolsley October 31, 2011