by MessyKairos March 7, 2019
Get the Grandma parentmug. When you're natural parents just won't do, so you adopt a parent. Your personal growth and experiences are heavily influenced by this person. Having a mixture of angle parents is commonplace.
My angel mom bailed me out of jail because my real mom isn't around anymore.
She lost her way, but her angel parents got her back on track.
She lost her way, but her angel parents got her back on track.
by decrypted August 21, 2018
Get the Angel Parentmug. "Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the STANdard parental-directivemug. A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the ur parent straightmug. by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018
Get the chronic parentsmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Guy Gardner Killed Bartholomew Allen's Parents<.7.9.7.6.>mug. This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them
“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”
by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019
Get the Madeline McCanns parentsmug.