Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

slammy bar

A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!

When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.

by Clamer August 10, 2017

Grunt bar

Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.

Dude, glad I had that grunt bar to help give birth to that massive turd

by PIpeman January 4, 2017

bar chick

a woman that spends too much time at a bar, gets absurdly destroied on a regular basis. easy to convince to fornicate with, n uses a ratchet serving of tongue even when making out.

can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.

steve: hey are you going to date that girl sarah?
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!

*high five

by sgt.dickpeppercorn January 25, 2016

naked bar

To strip oneself of clothes in a drinking establishment and dance/run along the bar. Most often performed my members of the British Armed forces whilst on a drinking session.

Was down at the pub the other night and there were some lads in from that Yorkshire Regiment lot. A couple of them did the Naked Bar. One of them fell off and the rest just stood there laughing at him.

by Big Birkie February 7, 2015

Watching the Bar

An acronym for wasting time or being bored.

You spent 9 hours watching the bar for your download progress?!? Damn, you have no life man...

by Dralzun August 16, 2009

ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink

Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!

by chinesepirate January 8, 2019