mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

dirty mustache

When a man with a mustache jerks off too violently and cums all over his lip fur.

Joe came to work today with a dirty mustache, he must have forgotten to clean up when he was done.

by Cuntpuntking January 4, 2014

mustachio

a fugly girl with a mustache that is very visible

Amall the mustachio, shave da fuckin jungle bitch!

by dat bitch u b hatin on! February 5, 2010

mistake

A mis-take, in the play that is life.
Much like an error in a movie production.

I dropped my zig, shit I will try not to do that again, what a mis-take.
Stop cameras, take positions, restart the action. Take it from scratch.

Second chances are all we have.
Even though we sometimes do not want them because its too upsetting to keep acting.

by Hotornot August 29, 2005

Sista From A Diffren Mista

Female form of brotha from anotha motha. What one calls a friend close enough to be a sister but who is not actually related to them by blood or parentage.
Used as a greeting and in casual conversation

Hey mah sista from a diffren mista!

by Jeul February 4, 2008

Mustard on the beat, ho!

A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".

YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")

by JulianUndso September 22, 2016

Ass Mustache

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.

"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.

by JonRambo March 3, 2009