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Monkey buster

A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)

Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined
Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!

Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?
by Coolboyboog December 13, 2022
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Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023
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Who Names their Monkey Cat

When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.
Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat
by P3RrYy January 7, 2021
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black nigerian fufu monkey

A black tiktoker gobbled up his nigerian fufu like it is someone is going to steal it.

Because the fact that it was just finished cooking, steam were coming out of his mouth as he eats the fufu.
"bro stop eating like a black nigerian fufu monkey"
by Junchie December 12, 2022
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Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!
Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023
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portch-monkey

1. Damn lazy portch-monkey go play outside. 2. Go pick some cotton portch-monkey.
by Chris Tortora July 29, 2006
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Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)
"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.
by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008
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