Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

special monday

Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.

Hey man are you ready for special Monday tonight?

by Jakkt October 26, 2020

Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?

Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday

by Monday lord February 5, 2025

Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!

Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021

National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!

Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!

by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021