I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

by Sakura_Omega April 20, 2006

Say Hi To Your Mom

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

by Micah July 21, 2004

I Am your mom

Another stupid phrase with no meaning behind it whatsoever.

Connor, I am your mom.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

youre mom gay, lol

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.

"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

by The_nut_job May 6, 2018

Peace to your mom's crease!

1. See you later and I'm thinking of your mother's vagina.

2. Peace out, I want to fuck your mom by the way.

Douche 1: "Alright, I gotta go."

Douche 2: "Peace to your mom's crease!"

by The Grave Eater April 23, 2010

Welp, how's your mom?

The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.

Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?

by FionaBook April 24, 2021

your mom deez nuts

One of the top powerful insults that can beat the insult 'your mom'. I think.

John : I enjoyed my trip to the mountains
Ronin : I enjoyed my trip to your mom
John : I enjoyed my trip to your mom deez nuts

John was never seen again

by Coughee November 23, 2021