mom beer

Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.

A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.

by daisha September 5, 2019

Mom bucket

Fancy word for vagina

Hey, wanna diddle my mom bucket?

by snuffomega September 20, 2019

Mom Said I Could

if mom says you can, then you can

no matter what ANYBODY else says

Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."

by SquatingDog March 14, 2020

mom's love

It's a human right that I had been denied

Maybe you have been denied too

"mom do you love me?"
"Yes"

Then she continued the verbal abuse

mom's love is Something...

by ASadFoxThing April 13, 2021

Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni

You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝

by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021

Mom Lady

An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.

Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.

by Rathgnome August 12, 2021

MOM 😎

1. That one time when your mom gave you McDonalds chickie nuggies
2. Literally god
3. MOM 😎

4. Just... MOM 😎

Person 1: Mom got me McDonalds.
Person 2: That's a really cool MOM 😎.
Person 1: Ikr?! My MOM 😎 is epic. She is like Jesus.
Person 2: I practice momism. You?
Person 1: Same. Lets worship MOM 😎.
Person 2: Epicccc.

by the very yes person January 10, 2022