Mans'd em!!!

To "man up" to a situation.

I did not want to bang the fat chick, but sometimes you have to Mans'd em!!!

by B-diddy626 July 29, 2009

Mansaus

The seamon of a man.

Godverdomme , keb mansaus op au tette gespoten ( Wetters slang aa)

Translation:
oh fuck , i spilled my mansaus all over your titts

by I'm ur father (osmond) August 17, 2009

mansackbogonia

a person that does questionable things to gain negative attention.

mansackbogonia is so lewd and disparages more than just caucasian people. he/she is also negative to people of ethnicity and color.

by Northsider001 January 7, 2010

Manseau

1. NARC not nark
2. A jewish fairy princess who looks like Brad Pitt in Fight Club without the muscle- chicken
3. A person who wished he was as cool as Vincent Vega
4. A person who licks radishes under the blossoming moon of a full day in Novem-October with no clothes on except a badly made toga at the annual sausage fest for closet gays
5. A person who loves person's named Ayden
6. Often has a alter ego spy nickname of Jeb

J.J. Coreyblewstonecraftsmuggler: Whoa! That guys a narc!
J.J. Coreyblewstonecrafttrickster: No, he's a Manseau.

Person: Look! It's Jeb!
Manseau: Shut up!!!! I'm a SPY!
Person NumberTwo: No, your a narc.
Manseau: No! I'm....A MANSEAU
Person NumberThree: Nope, your a narc.

by Blakheart Muffintop Sickypants March 19, 2010

mansgression

The childlike tendency of many males of the species to heedlessly put to use things that obviously weren't intended for the usage they've put them to and then acting innocent/dumbfounded/shocked when caught doing so by the female of the species who thought that NOT using the object in question in the manner which they've just caught the male of the species using was a no-brainer.

1. She (in shocked fury in the kitchen having walked in on a major mansgression): "I can't believe you just used our crock pot to change the oil in your truck. That's for cooking, now it's ruined!"
He (with befuddled innocence): "But it was just the right size for the job. You can always wash it out before you use it."
2. She (in shocked fury at his latest mansgression): "I can't believe you used mother's brand new lace tablecloth to wipe the gravy off your face with!"
He (with befuddled innocence while sitting next to a pile of clean paper napkins): "But there weren't any napkins, what was I supposed to do?"
She: rolls eyes in exasperation before rapidly massaging his head with the nearest blunt object.

by oone1 August 25, 2010

manscalator

I wonderful form of a rotation of seats moving slowly along the mall..only for men to sit and enjoy watching there..LADIES SHOP!! beverages served,tv..and even a comfortable pillow of your choice.....a tab will enable you to supervise your loved one shopping..and when you have had ENOUGH PRESS THE RED BUTTON! AND YOU IMMEDIATELY GET BROUGHT TO YOUR VEHICLE...whether you or her are fighting it will get resolved in our complimentary lounge 1 drink per person....

I went to the mall with my husband, and my friend and loved them to be able to sit and enjoy the game, tv, snacks on the manscalator...I dislike the red button..I was unable to make it to TIffannys...oh theres on line!!

by ava lynne December 27, 2011

Manscapril

Use your imagination with your manscaping during the month of APRIL.

This month is ManscApril so act accordingly please.

by DannyJ November 10, 2013