McDonald 

A Violent sudden release of a noxious smelling substance from the anal canal

Whilst on the phone my colleague engaged in a touch of crop dusting, farting in my ear. As the hot smell of pure shit burnt the hairs in my nose and lungs i realised that it was too late to run away, i was fucked, id been "McDonald"

McDonald by The Spunk Pistol April 22, 2010

McDonalds Colors 

Every wonder why the colors are Red, Yellow, and White? The answer is simply it is the combination of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. Don't ask why they were simply bored, and very very high.

Look for the SIGNS, the SIGNS are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do is believe. McDonalds Colors

McDonalds Colors by McThis June 17, 2008

McDonalds 

The best hangover recovery food in the world, apart from a extremely cold shower.

Andy: Lets go to McDonalds, I'm so hungover from Mindy's party last night.

Mitchell: Yep, you were smashed.

McDonalds by Double Quarter Pounder Meal September 16, 2009

McDonalds 

A place serving elegant American cuisine. In other countries this place is also known as the American Embassy.

Search "Megadeth at mcdonalds" on youtube...

McDonalds by theydidntnameme December 20, 2010

mcdonalds 

you lot are all fuckin twats, u dont know fuck all, i work there, and im in college doin a BTEC, and im dumb compared to the rest of em, and only 2 types of food is done in a microwave, the rest is COOKed on the grill or in the vats, most emplyees are part time while they go college, and the rest are almost managers, which earns you good pay when you get in to it,
While were not cooking, were messin around and havin a laugh, its actuly fun.
So all you retards who dis, i suggest you get a fuckin life you cunts, come back when you know what its like in there

a Resturant that serves a range of food and healthy eating is an option.
Standards are high, and no1 jizzed in any food in any plyouth resturant, its all bull!

mcdonalds by Phill Stone April 12, 2004

mcdonalds 

The most hated on off all fast food joints people think its just fake food served to lazy fat people that don't want to cook or can't afford real food but it's not it's a place where you can go and eat good food at a good price that doesn't make you sit and wait for it then charge you 15 dollars for the smallest piece of meat you ever saw and then expect tips

Me:Hey lets go to McDonalds
Stupid Person:No that crap makes you fat and its not even food
Me:Well Lets see if its food the burgers are made of cow meat the chicken nuggets and sandwiches are made from chicken and the fries are made from potatoes just like most other places that sells food so you cant say its not food but you can say their animal killers either way i still want some so,
Stupid person:Yeah they kill animals i wanna go to subway
Me:You suck at life

mcdonalds by The Dude Thats Not You April 28, 2009

mcdonalds 

Why the hell are you looking this up? Do you live in Antarctica? I bet they even have this shit there...

Holy shit McDonalds is everywhere!

mcdonalds by Will.Z September 3, 2007