gay fag who has a poop fetish and loves a girl named Molly Hay. Also has abs so its all good, girls usually want his dick but all he wants is a alaskan pipeline on himself. after a long day of sleeping in and going to the gym, he usually hits up a girl who can bend walls with her curves for a nice alabama hot pocket.
Girl 1: Have you seen Matthew Low?
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit
Girl 2: No I was with him yesterday and all he wanted to do was eat my shit
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Words used to describe when Matthew Lindsay of Dorchester, Ontario, Canada is acting quite gay. He is also bad a battlefront, Like rlly rlly bad.
Person 1: wanna go play some game
Person 2: Yea, why not.
Peaf: Have you guys seen Matthew, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THE SEGGS!!!!!!!!
Person 1: it seems that Matthew likes men.
Person 2: so it would seem. :)
Person 2: Yea, why not.
Peaf: Have you guys seen Matthew, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THE SEGGS!!!!!!!!
Person 1: it seems that Matthew likes men.
Person 2: so it would seem. :)
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friend: what his name
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friend: no wonder
friend: what his name
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"look at how Matthew has no bitches"
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