When you do, think or say something stupid, that was clearly avoidable.
From the movie "Team America - World police"
From the movie "Team America - World police"
Its from the movie Team America in which the Matt Damon character only says "Maaaaaattttttt Daaaaammmoonn"
A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed
A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed
by Leesa Tambo March 10, 2008
Get the Matt Damonmug. a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,
1. a badass.
2. something that looks good.
3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
1. a badass.
2. something that looks good.
3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.
1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl
Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl
Out that shaub hoes do jock
See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top
See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim
Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim
I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog
You give me your number I'll give you a call
She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind
But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend
It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care
Except for my dope my money and hair
1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl
Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl
Out that shaub hoes do jock
See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top
See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim
Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim
I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog
You give me your number I'll give you a call
She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind
But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend
It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care
Except for my dope my money and hair
by luke gava November 5, 2009
Get the matt schaubmug. The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
07's Sexiest Man Alive
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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them
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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes
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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
Get the Matt Damonmug. Matt is very hard to describe, due to being so perfect. If you had to stereo type Matt it would probably be the 'Farmer Boy'. Matt has the tendency of saying the word 'Cyat' and passionately dislikes the singer Jessie J. Matt is homosexual, he just doesn't know it yet. Matt usually has wet dreams about the rapper K Koke and on a few odd occasions Rick Ross. Cows scare Matt. HIM is his favorite band. He loves animals. However, there is a side to Matt nobody rarely gets to see. The beyond incredible side that I do. Matt is the type of person you could trust your life with. Its hard to get through a day without him. Nobody makes me smile like Matt does. Life would be worthless without him really. For me, Matt is the whole world. My whole world. My future. My best friend and my personal Professor Green. Only, better. Nobody in the world deserves Matt though, because hes got a heart of gold. So, I think i'm going to stop typing; because its clear that Matt is the shiz and I don't wanna like make guys even more jealous. One last thing: I love you, Matt.
Person 1: Matt? Oh isn't he the one with the perfect eyebrows?
Person 2: And the irreplaceable baby face?
Person 3: Wait.. Are you guys talking about the guy who's literally the the most amazing human? Or..?
Person 4: Yeah, who else blud.
Person 5: Whoever's got that piece of a$$ must be the luckiest mug in the world.
Person 2: And the irreplaceable baby face?
Person 3: Wait.. Are you guys talking about the guy who's literally the the most amazing human? Or..?
Person 4: Yeah, who else blud.
Person 5: Whoever's got that piece of a$$ must be the luckiest mug in the world.
by GayStalker April 29, 2012
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