masterdating

When someone goes out with a group of friends and puts up his pictures on his facebook page - then stares at them all week long

Hey did you hear John is dating?
No
He's been masterdating his facebook page for six months now

by boots'n'puss share this February 27, 2011

post masturbation macgruberism

Innovative and strategical methods that a male uses to discard his ejaculation after masturbating.

I was always wasting too many paper towels, so using my post masturbation macgruberism, I decided to invent "the bowl." (See definition of bowl)

by Sandman110 March 9, 2012

masturbation roladex

A Porno magazine ! What else?

After I take a big shit, I'll woop out the masturbation roladex and shine some pages.

by choug October 13, 2006

Academic Masturbation

Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher

After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.

by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009

Masterhating

Thoroughly enjoy criticizing something, also deliberately seeking things to critize.

"Have you watched Epic Movie lately?"
"That's such a bad movie! It's great for Masterhating though."

by JaredZ June 8, 2007

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018