machan

comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.

ayy machan what u sayin?

by O'shara May 6, 2007

Machine Gun Fart

The putrid, rythimic production of successive farts, characterized my the rapid motion of machine guns, that produces overt, suffocating fumes that reflect those of dismembered, decomposing corpses and defecated, moldy genitalia.

(American Version)
Stacy's disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall massage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma Natzi's dirty, fungus infested feet.

(Bronx Version)
"Shit! that nastyass slutt be maching gunning ma crib. She smell like ma boi's used condoms. That bitch gonna get shot."

(Wife Beater Version)
"Yo white ho slutt! Dat bitch better stop gunning up da crib 'fore I slap her up."

(British Version)
"Darling..."
"Yes dear?"
"Your machine gun fart is disturbing me, I dare say. I'm quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare assed monkeys in heat."
"Oh dear me! I should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!"

(Bosnian Version)
"Evvo, Evooo!"
"Ma sta je Mile?"
"Ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. Sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?"
"Jebem ti mater. Jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! I ti bi putco puske da si kusno Jabukovacu!"

by Whitehoslutt6969 July 11, 2007

machi

Nickname for Sigma Chi National Fraternity. Sigma Chi is often known as the sports frat, ie the "macho" guys, long with sigMa CHI.

Working out? Again? Dude, you should have joined Machi.

by Alexei Tajzler June 5, 2003

washing machine syndrome

when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.

Guy: How was that date last night?

Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.

Guy: Nasty!

by caaaaasey November 18, 2009

slot machine

A Gaming device inwhich you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than hitting the top award.

"Betty dropped $5,000 in that machine and it didn't pay her shit"

"Atleast she's considered a high-roller now, maybe they'll give her a free buffet or hotel room for the night"

by Slotty July 28, 2005

Machine Gunning

Flatulence released in repeated intervals while running.

When you're late after spending too much time eating a greasy meal and in the process of running you let out small flatulence at separate intervals synchronized with your steps so that it sounds like a MACHINE GUN. MACHINE GUNNING.

by Mounstah Bites December 26, 2010

Horny Macho

noun. A male who thinks he is God's gift to women. Often found wearing very tight tank tops or no top at all. You can usually see him perusing the hair product aisle at your local store or at the tanning salon. Drives any shiny car with a loud after-market muffler. Usually found in packs of more than one.

Last night at the club, a serious Horny Macho dry humped my leg.

by Ahr January 9, 2009