Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

monkey spank

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

by x January 22, 2003

Monkey town

Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect

We're just entering monkey town, roll yer windows up!

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

monkey bars

xanax pills that are high in potency ranging from 1mg to 2mg in strength.

hey man you got some monkey bars?

by yoakum in the 'sco July 3, 2006

monkey pickle

a banana, so named because monkeys are widely reputed to love bananas

(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."

by oldgeezer March 16, 2010

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

Monkey Dollars

Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.

"You agency staff want money for nothing!"

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"

"Hence; monkey dollars!"

by The pork chop Express February 5, 2005