Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.

I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

melon

A slang term for buttocks, just like Roti'O Lempuyangan

When she walked by, I couldn't help but notice her curves—definitely rocking that melon look!

by Emotional Cruiser November 21, 2025

melonwad

the wad from out my melonious balls. a cum shot so big that it had to have came from melon size testicles. BALLS.

man I gave her that fucking melonwad, now I can't even see her face she was covered in my man gravy

by Bobby D. Booter December 2, 2025

Melowski

A man who loves to drink alcohol, usually beer and play pokies

There's a Melowski in the pub

There's a Melowski heading into the bottle shop.

by AustralianMan December 26, 2025

Melos-Observer

Melos-Observer (noun | philosophy)
Etymology: Middle English observer (to watch/keep) + Ancient Greek mélos (originally "a limb/part of a whole," later "melody").

A person who intentionally adopts a peripheral social position to achieve a state of heightened "self-presence" through the medium of music.

A practitioner of sonic-detachment, where one experiences the external world as a visual-auditory composition rather than a participatory event.

One who is "unseen but noticed"—holding a social presence that influences the "vibe" of a space without directing its action.

In Social Settings: "I’m not leaving early because I’m bored; I’m just transitioning into a Melos-Observer state. I want to sit on the balcony and watch the party unfold to this specific album."
In Psychology: "He has a Melos-Observer personality; he doesn't need to lead the conversation to feel like he belongs in the room."
As an Action: To "practice Melos-Observation" is to deliberately put on music in a public space to turn reality into art, effectively becoming the audience of your own life.

by Melos-observer January 15, 2026

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.

Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.

by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014