lutheran

A religion where a bunch of people worship a guy who translated the bible.

Guy 1: Dude Im Lutheran
Guy 2: You worship a guy who rewrote the bible?
Guy 1: No he only started the religion
Guy 2: Get a girlfriend, fag

by The only Mikey Olivera on myspace February 13, 2008

litter box

The Litter box is when you are a woman are experiencing coitus on the beach until the male reaches climax. He then proceeds to relinquish his man juices over the anticipating females body. Once the tank is on "empty" he kicks sand over her body covering his most recent donation as a cat would in its own litter box.

A man uses a woman like his personal litter box.

by Information and Wealth December 14, 2011

Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.

"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

Litter

Being more lit

Joe: this party lit (on the phone with steve)
Steve: this party is litter

by Alexis Malin July 27, 2017

Throwing Letters

Slang term for the act of sending a text message.

Yo, who you throwing letters at?

by Brickalicious January 16, 2009

letterosexual

Any person who uses big words gingerly or with no apparent effort, as to make them appear much more smarter then they actually are.

Some Random Guy:"I'm not feeding that conglomerate."
Another Random Guy Who Reads UD Alot: "Oh my god you're letterosexual"

by Sam Balentine August 18, 2008

Letter v

let me tell you, it looks like a pussy or vagina

Letter V is my favorite!

by Subscribe to sushi4u2 December 14, 2017