lobster

a person who says they are going to do something, but just screws them over in the end. ( lobster, lob, lobbed)

Wow, youre such a lobster
Wow, you lobbed again last night

by lobster101 November 8, 2009

lobster-claw

the female equivalent of teabagging.

she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.

by The Jello Fetus February 7, 2012

Lobstering

Something our sleep-deprived Tubbo said in a Ranboo stream

Tubbo: I'm gonna start withholding lobstering from you

Ranboo: What does that even mean???

by Yuri_loves_pens June 22, 2021

hold your lobsters

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

by mia420 December 25, 2008

Irish lobster

When a girl peirces her vigina directly in the middle and has 2 male partners place the penis in each side of the piercing and both ejaculate at the same time and if the girl gets pregnant, the male who is the father loses.

My baby boy Billy was born form Irish Lobster as a teen

by obese4lyfe June 26, 2008

lobsterhole

A dangerous hazard in the Porter Meadow at University of California, Santa Cruz. It should be minded at all costs. Heed the warning. Mind the Lobsterhole.

Watch out, Kip! Mind the Lobsterhole!

by Dennis keen December 1, 2006

Lobster Dinner Special

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.

Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)

by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014