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From the Poorest Neighborhoods in Downtown Lafayette, to the richest in Monroe. Louisiana is the best state in America.


Unlike most retards on here think, Louisiana isn't full of drunken rednecks and cajuns(except in Laplace, Eunice, Westlake etc.) I'm from Lake Charles and our population here is mostley African American.
You may think 75% of the population here in Louisiana is Redneck or Cajun, but I sure as hell know I'm not.
by Fuck Mississippi July 24, 2006
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St. Louis School

a prison located in Clarksville, MD. known for penguins taking control, disgusting uniforms (not to mention retarded uniforms socks) and making us walk in the halls like we have chains connecting our ankles to the person in front of us. the cyo teams rock, cuz we're number one, but other than that, it's a crappy, small Cathoic school with uniforms, no lockers, no daily lunches sold, and not enough room to go around. the school does not provide us with extra classes, such as cooking, dancing, sewing, etc. we have no electives, such as woodshop or tech ed. the school is so poor that it has to have one room to serve as the gym/bball court, cafeteria, and auditorium. in the phis. ed. program there is nothing but playing games, and provides nobody that comes out of our school with any physical fittness. but just so they can't be blamed for any students growing up and becoming way too overweight, they decided to give us extra thin fat free pretzels with our hot lunches instead of chips. nor do they serve us juice anymore, as if that juice was any good. every year the current eight grade does something wrong, and then the next year the whole school pays, while that crime-committing class goes off to highschool, leaving everyone else to suffer. example: a few years ago the eigth graders wouldn't stop rolling up their uniform skirts, now our skirts are kilts. and since Penguin (VP) is an ankle sock natzi, when the eigth grade refused to stop wearing ankle socks, SLS socks were made. we learn math that can't be used, and we have teachers that don't speak english. if given the choice, run away from home before coming to st. louis.
St. Louis School is a place that nobody should ever go under free will.
by rolipolio October 12, 2005
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Louisiana Lobster Tail

A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.
Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???

Dave: Sure fucking is!

Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!

Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.
by Kowboydave September 13, 2009
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louisiana

Home of the Sugar Bowl Champions in 2003. Nobody knows how the Fighting Tigers even became champions. Many people believe it to be the work of aliens.

Louisiana is not full of rednecks and hicks. The only places where the population is more than 75% redneck are Laplace, De Ridder, and Houma. New Orleans is perhaps most famous for its car dealer commericals.

Dahlin!
You won't find any better deal in the south! Dahlin!
by Mirei August 14, 2005
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Louie

Louie is the type of person who loves to make stuff and go on tumblr.
Did you meet Louie? He's definitely an Aquarius!!
by runrunrudolph33 August 16, 2018
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St. Louis Soft Serve

When a woman gets ice cubes and nesquick stuffed into her anus. Then a man inserts his penis into the anus and ejaculates thus mixing the contents into a creamy substance similar to soft serve ice cream. To finish this act, the man then dispenses the chocolately goodness into a cone by slowly pulling out his penis.
David: That St. Louis Soft Serve was good!
Tonya: Yeah, I guess my ass is good for something!
by Gag-on this December 28, 2007
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Louse

A derogatory word, used for someone who is involved in idiocy or mishaps. Closely related to the word lousy but referring to self or others.
"I just dropped the TV and broke it. I'm such a louse."
"He is always so clumsy, what a louse."
by trko January 31, 2009
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