Therapeutic Joey Jab

The Therapeutic Joey Jab is the same as a traditional Joey Jabbed or The Flaccid Joey whereby you are poked by a male's penis about your body. However, the Therapeutic Joey Jab act is specific penis poking to the head or forehead by a male massage therapist. The act occurs when a male massage therapist rubs his penis and genital area around on the top or forehead of a massage recipient while they are face down in a massage chair. Generally, one receives the Therapeutic Joey Jab when the therapist is working from the front of the chair and reaching down the recipient's back.
After providing in office chair massages to staff during Staff Appreciation Week, the Human Resources Department received numerous comments from personnel that the hired male massage therapist had been giving both male and female massage recipients, a Therapeutic Joey Jab. HR could only respond by indicating that would explain the all day smile on the Therapist's face.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Joey from Canada

A nickname for the best electronic music producer and performer EVER: deadmau5.
Joey from Canada is my hero!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Joey Special

Similar to the concept created by Joey Tribianni off the famous American comedy "Friends," the Joey Special is when one orders two pints at the bar.
"Joey Special please guvna!"
"Right away sir, just need to get 2 pint glasses"
by Lagerman December 16, 2011
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Joey string string

A person who is very delicate but can be angered and is prepared to attack. If you are nice to him he will be nice to you and wont bowl you. Hes tall, Maybe a little egotistical about him being at the top of the food chain.
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The ol Joey philpott

When you give her a 11 digits
Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard
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Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.
"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!
by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009
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Fuck Joey Day

On March 2nd, you are allowed to bully any Joey on this planet as much as you want.
Person: *running at Joey with a hammer since it's Fuck Joey Day*

Joey: NO NO STOP
by Oryn The Poggers March 01, 2022
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