Jerry

A Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around. You have a friend for life with a Jerry, but do NOT piss a Jerry off. He can whoop some ass. It's hard to not love a Jerry. A Jerry can throw some wicked parties, is usually the life of the party, and knows everyone, and makes friends with anyone. A Jerry is picky about who he opens up to though. A Jerry is the total package.
Never cross or betray a Jerry, it’ll be a regret of a lifetime.

Dude 1: Who is that guy whooping everyone's asses like a Jerry?

by Ccc1_777_luv June 2, 2023

Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.

"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"

by Little Dove June 6, 2023

Jerry

A dude with a rocking body who pulls all the ladies behind a dumpster at wendys.

Yo, did you hear jerry fucked a girl named Wendy, in a Wendy's parking lot?

by Jerry.W March 7, 2023

Jerry

a term for a bitchass small eyed piece of shit

waste of air

look at Jerry, his eyes are so small like coin slits in a vending machine

by jerryhater2 March 10, 2023

Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.

by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023

Jerry Berry

A name given to people named jared

A: Bro is that Jerry Berry?!
Jared: Yes

by Lestercrestthenigga January 19, 2023

Jerry

A term that describes a clueless white man. Often results in mediocrity, clumsiness, and/or an inability to read the room.

(1) Oh no here comes Jerry skiing down the mountain.

(2) Lol did he really just put that in front of people? Wow, what a Jerry.

(3) Can you stop being a Jerry and get over here please?

by cuddleylochnessmonster February 12, 2023