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January 4th 

January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.
Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.

Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced
January 4th by jcmalone October 17, 2019
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January 14th 

Slatt day. You get to do any slat, anywhere, and any time, make up resemblance to slatt, you get to do it and nobody can tell you when to stop
Mattia: wassup

Alvaro: ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ
Mattia: what are you doing?
Alvaro: itโ€™s January 14th ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿผ
Mattia: um ok ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐ŸผโœŒ๐Ÿผ
(Also Alejandroโ€™s birthday)
January 14th by Sl4R.bitch October 17, 2019

january 10th 

The day the sexiest man alive was birthed
Jonathan was the sexiest man alive was born on January 10th
january 10th by Jonathansbbg October 16, 2019

January 6th

Spend time with your boyfriend/girlfriend all day, if you donโ€™t spend much time with them well January 6th is your day too :) Go ahead and ditch your friends to hang out with the boy/girl you love โค๏ธ
Bf~ Yo bro can you leave me alone for a bit? I need to spend time with my gf itโ€™s January 6th sooooo

Friend~ Yea bro of course spend time with her :)

Bf~ Hey girl want to spend some time together for a bit? Itโ€™s January 6th ๐Ÿ’•

Gf~ Of course! We never really spend time together, so yes absolutely! ๐Ÿ’•
January 6th by 1.8.6.4 December 26, 2019

January 30 

GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
boy:hey girl:hey itโ€™s January 30

boy:here itโ€™s nation GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
January 30 by yoitsmyboiii January 29, 2020

January 5th 

January 5th is National Typos Day, the only day where you can excuse the many typos a person may make by simply using the date as an excuse.
Ricky: You're house is on fire
Tiger: Your*
Ricky: Ah whatever, it's January 5th, aka National Typos Day!
January 5th by iFireMonkey January 5, 2021
National fuck twinks day. Also known as Gabriel and Faith Lancasterโ€™s birthday.
Kyle: aw fuck dude itโ€™s January 4th... Ik what Gabriel is doing

Matthew:
January 4 by bmcmemes October 15, 2019