Jake

A person usually 13-21 who blindly follows trends and popular stuff, they tend to make fun of people who don’t. They have an over exaggerated sense of self worth and typically act like douche bags. They are very insecure and about themselves and are desperate for attention.

Oh yeah he’s such a Jake, he acts like he’s the shit when really he’s a huge pussy. He told me he only listens to rap music and wears white shoes because it’s popular and actually doesn’t like either of those things. He was making fun of someone with his friends the other day for no apparent reason.

by Furry furry rabbit August 23, 2023

jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2

very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)

also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:

chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)

by CartmansLeftElbow43 August 29, 2023

jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2

very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)

also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:

chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)

by CartmansLeftElbow43 August 29, 2023

Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.

A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.

by Alibali September 4, 2013

Grandma Jake

A dude that looks like a lady, but a really old one.

Caitlin Jenner looks like more of a Grandma Jake than a woman.

by JasonMcNugget January 24, 2017

average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

asian jake paul

Referring to the Youtube ricegum. First used by iDubbbzTV in his Jake Paul content cop which was on Ricegum in reality. Also the name of the diss track by iDubbbzTV.

iDubbbzTV made a disstrack against ricegum called "asian jake paul"!

by Teemo McNuggets October 4, 2017