Irish Mascara

A black eye received in a fistfight or any other kind of brawl.

"Dude, I got mugged on the way to work today..."
"Did you? I thought you'd just applied some Irish mascara."

by Dact January 11, 2009

Ollie Apple Irish

ollie apple irish is:

- cute

- smart

- secksy

- loving

- kind

- respectful

- hot as fuck

- the bomb

- an amazing friend
- graight human being

Please accept this, it has been rejected many times, im just trying to make a friend happy, this will mean a lot.

Ollie Apple Irish is a brilliant human being, he is graight, and he is very caring. We all love Ollie

by Name1name2 August 21, 2019

Irish Wedding

A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.

“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”

“Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”

by BimJean February 27, 2019

Irish Hello

telling a group of people you want to call it a night - then after you convince the group leave the baryou circle the block and go right back in the same bar

What you do last night?? I was with an awful group of people last night. I pulled an irish hello and then was out until the bar closed

by Mike11NC April 5, 2009

Irish fight song

The most recognized football fight song in the nation without any debates. Often played for the University of Notre Dame's football team, which is often referred as the most storied football program in the nation.

I hate Notre Dame, but the Irish fight song is money.

by gocatsgo September 14, 2006

Irish divorce

When you and your spouse over time start leading completely separate lives and sleeping in different rooms, but don't divorce because you're Irish Catholics

"I saw Paddy going home from the bar with Eileen McGregor the other night."

"I thought Paddy was married to Siobhan O'Malley?"

"He is, but they had an Irish Divorce."

by tiocfaidharla38 January 5, 2017

Irish cap

A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.

Call it a golf cap again and I'll blow your fucking head off.

by JB_Finesse June 4, 2005