stepping into the breach

n. to promptly satisfy a friend's acknowledged and intense proclivity for anal sex after the dissolution of (or during a break in) their relationship with a lover/partner/spouse

"Look, we all know how much Consuela likes to get her booty banged; the way I see it, if Yaron ends up dumping her, I'm stepping into the breach."

by C of M August 30, 2008

Running into a Tree

Replacement phrase for masturbation. Derived from World of Warcraft for what someone who is not paying attention to the game and running into a tree/wall could possibly be doing.

"where the hell is john?"
"idk, probably running into a tree!"

by JustinFromColorado January 5, 2008

come into the possession

manage to get something

I come into the possession of that stuff.

by John-young December 3, 2009

yelling into the void

The act of messaging multiple people on a dating website without receiving a response. (Common for most normal guys as per the 85/15 Rule. )

Yeah, I'm taking a break from online dating. I got tired of yelling into the void -- it's just too hard on the ego.

by czehner October 12, 2015

intoxibogganing

To go tobogganing while intoxicated or while getting intoxicated.

Last night, we shotgunned beers then went intoxibogganing

by SteveDUH March 3, 2008

intomidation

The act of Tom Cruise using his million watt smile, cunning nature, and Ray Ban sunglasses to make you literally piss your pants.

Oprah experienced intomidation when Tom Cruise jumped repeatedly on her couch.

"I'm definitely intomidated by my husband," stated Katie Holmes.

by TomVictim136 August 21, 2010

Instopable

Unable to be successfully stopped. A force so overwhelming that crushes all resistance. A Force that cannot be separated by the intended action unlike unstoppable which can fail, Instopable has a 100% success rate.

"The irony is that the reported damage by this instopable (as in indivisible) penetration by this class of high calliber military grade round was even questioned by ballistic experts." The round and it's intended damage are one in the same. Instopable!

by Mr_Charles March 2, 2019