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spitting in the wind

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.
by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016
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wind in your leg

a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle
the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.
by y-a June 7, 2001
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Wind

Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass
Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”

Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”

Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”
by Money Man!!! October 30, 2019
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Wind Smell

noun
The scent that sticks to your body after spending a lot of time in windy conditions. It is the most noticeable in longer hair because they are lifted up and stroked more by the wind. The smell itself could be described as energetic and youthful.
Person A: Hey, does my hair have wind smell?
Person B: *puts Person A's hair up to their nose* oh, it does!
by frogs_are_neat February 29, 2020
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long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO January 31, 2017
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Windding

Bella doesn't know what she is talking about
by Ka'eo is always right November 24, 2021
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Wind Jamming

The act of having butt sex whilst the receiving party forcefully ejects trapped sewer gasses from their sphincter, thereby creating a pressure around the entering genitalia.
Bro, I hooked up with this girl last night. I put it in her ass, but all the Mexican food had her wind jamming me right out.
by sherwinre December 26, 2020
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