House Humping

House Humping is when a couple travels to an open house, and then when the Realtor is distracted they find an empty room or closet to have a quickie in.

We were house humping. We had sex in a house a Realator showed to us.

by AllAroundMe November 30, 2010

Finn the Human

The dopest character alive, he is this badass character from adventure time

Finn the Human is so cool!

by Ana♥ May 30, 2014

sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person

Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

by the hung horseman January 3, 2019

bust a hump

to work very hard on something

We don't like it when things like that happen.. but when they happen we bust a hump to make it right as quickly as we can.

by brandon coop May 18, 2006

Jump Hump

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.

Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.

by PharttBoi September 26, 2021

humjinger

Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.

Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.

by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

Humour The Boomers

an attempt to placate or pacify one's parents. (baby boomers...slang for generation of children born following the end of the second world war).

Mom and Dad were so annoying last night, nagging me to hurry up and finish that application. I finally decided to Humour the Boomers and told them i would complete it before bed.

by Groller Prizzly July 28, 2008