A person who is very realistic about any and everything, an important soul.
An adventurous crackhead, who lives on YOLO (you only live once) . A very caring human being whom we all need sometimes in our lives.

Everyone needs their Honolina.

Honolina by Peniamina November 21, 2023

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hobnotch

A person who is broke or uses their friends to get them stuff. Like they always have their friend drive them places, pay for their meals, ect. Can also be “hobnotcher” like they are a hobnotcher or a they are hobnotching or they are such a hobnotch

Person 1: “bro is such a hobnotcher, they just asked me to take them to McDonald’s for the 3rd time this week”

Person 2: “real they are a known hobnotch”

hobnotch by princess coco! November 28, 2023

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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

honorary gay straight friend by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

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Honorary Datatjej

A honorary Datatjej (swedish for data girl) is a person who is not necessarily a girl or someone who studies data and computer science. Datatjej is a state of mind and anyone with the right vibe qualifies for the title Honorary Datatjej.

This is our friend, they don't study computer science but is still a Honorary Datatjej.

Honorary Datatjej by R1COOR2 December 10, 2023

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