SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity

friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'

by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023

Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 4, 2024

Vagina having whores have arrived

another term for Contraception

"The Vagina Having Whores Have Arrived, why don't life stop."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024

fake having

when you pretend to have a lot of money on the net but you really broke as hell

person 1:“Aye you seen all that money jay got? “
person 2: “Man that’s his mama rent money. He fake having”

by moommwras March 4, 2024

im having sex with dreydon rn

to have sex with dreydon right then and there

im having sex with dreydon rn

by bobthenigga 2 March 5, 2024

Laugh-Hasing

(noun, verb)
/laf-hāz-ing/
1. The rare art of expressing joy in a grammatically creative

way.
2. When you’re laughing too hard to care about proper

words.
3. A word so legendary it deserves a dictionary entry.
Origin: ARYA PORE; 2024

When the joke isn’t even funny, but you’re already laugh-hasing like crazy because your bestie told it.

by Valeria Nyx March 4, 2025

Im having dinner

Hello it's me Neil having dinner woohoo

Did you Know Neil is having dinner?

Im Having dinner indeed

by Neil Is Having Dinner March 31, 2025