shit hammered

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.

I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.

by uzi4u July 15, 2007

Yellow Hammer

In rural Kentucky, after men went off to war and died in the 1940's, mothers needed to reproduce and so they had sex with their own sons, having inbreed children. These inbred children had multiple defects, and earned the nickname "Yellow Hammer"

Sandy-"Why does Cleetus have so many mental problems?" Duane-"Oh, you didn't hear? He's a yellow hammer."

by Menace5 August 24, 2009

hammer-time

When your fucking a girl nice and slow, and then you go
"Alright stop....hammertime" and proceed to fuck her hard

I was getting bored with Carol, so i turned sex into hammer-time

by fem daddy June 19, 2007

yellow hammer

A light skinned female, usually of African American heritage. A synonym for yellow bone which itself is a variation of red bone

Here's an incident that got me sent to the slammer; I'm in the club rappin to this yellow hammer. This bitch was holdin', severely cut; so I'm rappin to her right, to see if she'll fuck.

Geto Boys/Willie D "Read These Nikes"

by BNitti August 30, 2008

Hammer and Tongs

Going for it after a long time apart. Usually after one partner has been travelling around the world.

Alana has been missing James since he left on his holiday. They're going to go at it hammer and tongs when he gets back. I have heard they've booked a hotel. Maybe they'll do it in the car at the airport..

by Hammer and Tongs Hotel January 31, 2009

gravity hammer

a weapon highly valuable in Halo 3.

another name for a penis.

Pick up that gravity hammer, it's uber.

My gravity hammer tore that bitch up.

by Peg Leg Pete October 31, 2007

Ban Hammer

1. A term for the command line used to remove a person from a chatroom/forum/team.

2. A weapon used on MMORPGs for the specific purpose of eliminating n00bs.

Dude, Anachros dropped the banhammer on me

Gripo-Con AKR 1K20? that's just my banhammer

by SirZat, That sexy beast March 13, 2005