Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

by Fsquared June 6, 2022

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.

... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.

by anonymous November 25, 2022

Semen Hawking

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.

The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.

by wammywammy November 25, 2022

moist hawk

The act of getting shagged spread eagle on the belay to stay warm

Josh is taking ages to climb this pitch, moist hawk?

by hard_hawk_of_glencoe November 30, 2022

mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock

an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk

by cokehain June 16, 2023

killing a hawk

the act of drinking a 40oz of beer, preferably hurricanes, that are not smashed over the head of an Artz.

also see: Killing birds or birding or Artz

Let's get a case of 40's and take a picture of all 3 north killing a hawk

by Mclean 3 north May 3, 2011