geometry

1:the class that mrs. lazono can not teach
2: the class in which you can sit in the corner and devise the death of your teacher in horrific ways
3: a hidden form of kong fu which is the most difficult to master because it is disguised as math, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PAY ATTENTION!! YOU CAN RULE THE WORLD!!!

yeah, i kicked jerry's ass with my swift geo-metry kick of doom!

by lilly (roar!) February 19, 2004

Gnome

A clay figure who stands in ppls gardens fishing in their ponds... if not kept an eye on, they will often wonder off into the nearest forest

Carl Hannes aka FOWL

by UN NAMED January 23, 2004

gnome

Person who is a asshole but doesnt realize it themselves.

Keemstar person who is a gnome.

by idubbz May 16, 2016

gomer

A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.

Screech on the show Saved By the Bell

by pornstarholly May 13, 2003

gnome

To send someone the gnome (fig.): to dump somebody preemptively, to take the initiative in a break-up, to terminate a relationship with extreme prejudice

I knew he'd lost interest, so I sent him the gnome.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.

by Lizzard11 December 28, 2005

Rebecca gomez

5. rebecca gomez.
a skank who sounds like a chickmunk and looks like a transvestite.
you sound like a fucking chickmunk and look like a transvestite!!!

Gahd that girl is such a rebecca gomez.

by sarah Willms October 8, 2008

gomeril

A simpleton. Someone who could mistakingly tie their sandals together.

A liberal will most likely proove to be a gomeril.

by Mark Young September 18, 2008