Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH

After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.

by anonymous September 19, 2023

Catch me in the grass

When you or someone else is in a fight but don't want to damage the house or surrounding area so you tell them to catch you in the grass.

Whats good bitch catch me in the grass .

by Baka World October 6, 2020

Grass

Some green shit in the ground you aren’t aloud to smoke, but you can gobble that shit.

1:eat the green shit
2: eat ass
3: Skate fast eat grass
4: grass taste like ass
5:I like grass up my ass

by Potatosareimmagrants July 5, 2018

grumble grass

hair on a females back leading down to her butt
down on the mid section to lower part of her back

That girl has mad grumble grass growing on her back.

by Sabbby November 20, 2007

Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!

Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Snake in the grass

When you roll wax into a “snake”, then proceed to put in into a bed of weed.

“Hey man, I got some wax wanna link?”

“Yeah bro I got some bud we can do a snake in the grass!”

by bapedurag December 26, 2018