goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".

Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.

by Dood987 October 11, 2011

Goon sack

To have more then 3 dick in you ass hole at one time

I just got goon sacked

by Urban languages January 11, 2019

Left Right Goodnight

After you finish in a beour, so you knock her out so that she doesn’t remember that your the daddy afterwards

The condom broke last night, so I gave her the left right goodnight - R.B.

by Dunburn123 December 21, 2020

goon digger

anything haggard. bad. not cool.

dude your such a goon digger.

by weewee June 3, 2004

Goon Squad

Someone who squeezes their childs butt, threatens with a knife then hits with a wet wash rag

Margaret Petersen is a Goon Squad

by Pootersen January 31, 2009

goon

an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever

That guy Vinny is a fucking goon.

by Vino October 11, 2006

goodonk

a term reffering to someone who is a silly goofball, potential nerd, and occasionally stupid person. its a combination of goober dork and gonk

Ben makes me laugh, he's such a goodonk.
That guy gets straight A's, yet he's such an adorable goodonk.

by Rissy Lou February 26, 2008