goon

A very funny looking person or a person who acts funny.

Isn't Barto such a goon?

by danman12323 January 13, 2008

Goontah

When one is attempting to "score" or to be "jazzy" but the mild scent of spice is still lingering on them from their present score.

Also, can be used by a small population of borderline retards in topics of conversation for humor and own self pleasure.

"You goontah"
"K quit being a goontah"
"Shamay put your goontah away"

by TheRealGoont August 9, 2019

goontard

a man who's mental abilities have declined to the point of retardation due to prolonged gooning

person 1: you need to stop gooning you cant even form a sentence you filthy goontard

person2: nahhh nahhahah uhhh yhhhhh

by goonmaster greg August 9, 2024

Goontender

A type of hockey fan who gets overtly defensive over one specific player, usually spamposts about them and are the hockey equivalent of a BTS Stan.

Harrison: OMG LOOK AT FLEURY UWU SO PRETTY I LOVE HIM
Jacob: sir, this is the #Cats channel, stop being a goontender

by Fleurypoopypants September 7, 2023

Goontosis

Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.

Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!

Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!

Ethan: That's dope as fuck, my nigga!

by Boouty January 22, 2024

goontosis

“goontosis” is the aftermath of a extended gooning session. some symptoms of goontosis is purple dick, extreme penile pain, and swollen testicals and shaft. If you have these symptoms please call a doctor and stop gooning immediately!

sir, you are going into full state goontosis!

by the gooner January 26, 2024

goontosis

After intensely gooning for X amount of time, oneself may enter a hypnotic state called goontosis. Goontosis is an elevated state of gooning and is extremely difficult to achieve. When in goontosis, the gooner in question will essentially be transported to another dimension and completely consumed by the goon.

Person 1: Yo, is that guy over there dead or something? He looks fucked..
Person 2: Nah dude, he's deep in goontosis.

by Boouty January 27, 2024