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music gooning

When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.
Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
by Herelick Mycrotch May 24, 2024
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Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.
All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.
by Ædthryth March 22, 2025
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Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

Alternative

Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.
"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."
by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023
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Aztec flicker gooning

A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.

The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.

Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.

According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.

Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.

Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
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DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024
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Goon

A goon is Ed Crossly

This is someone who regularly shits there pants and cry’s on the internet
Ed crossly is a goon
by Ed crossly hater November 25, 2025
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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