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When you need to find something (word definition, restaurants, dentists, doctors, hair dressers, car dealers.... list goes on and on) and don't know where to look for so the first place to go is Google.com. You can almost be certain to find some kind of answer. Can be used in any tense (present, past, past present, future)
I just don't know where to get that really good hair spray Kelly had, so I am just going to Google it.
by urban it December 16, 2009
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Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008
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Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
by paleface May 1, 2006
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googled

When you look something up on the search engine known as google. For example a website, person or a thing. Usually pertaining to a spur of the moment thing while in an online conversation.
Person A: Yea so, did you go to that site i told you about?
Person B: Yea, but you didn't give me the address so i googled it.

Person 1: I googled your name last night and you wont believe what i found.
Person 2: why were you googling my name?
by No r. September 17, 2006
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googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008
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googliable

pronunciation: goog-LIE-able. (adjective) When googled, the quality of returning google results which may be liabilities
(From the root words google + liable).
Please don't use my real name in your blog entry, I don't want to be googliable.
by anne copperdink July 19, 2007
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Googly nips

Term used to describe a female's nipples when they are visible through her top and are clearly unevenly distributed in her bra, one being higher or lower than the other, thus resembling googly eyes.
Hey sis, best adjust your boobs, you've got googly nips!
by LaBoob October 24, 2008
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