danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me

The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.

by Goblin king April 17, 2019

Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.

Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.

by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 13, 2019

Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom)

Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.

Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.

by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019

coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.

Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.

by dungeonmasterjake November 20, 2019

waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Chat Goblin

A person who spends most of the time text in the Discord chat instead of in voice chat.

Nick is such a chat goblin he never talks.

by Nicqo January 11, 2020

Asshole Goblin

Another word for Hemorrhoid.

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.

by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020