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hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.
If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.
by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022
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Reckless White Foolery

Anything crazy that a white person does that immediately makes you subconsciously think, "dats dat bullshit I be talkin bout" should be spoken of as "reckless white foolery" or "reckless white TOM foolery" as some say pass the mason dixie line.
When a white person goes out of their way to tell someone speaking another language that they need to speak English. Then give the excuse, because "This is America!" When they are cursed out and proceed to threaten the life of, or to call the police because now they feeling are hurt. Well, sir and or ma'am dats dat bullshit AKA reckless white foolery.
by Tryna Help Harriet March 23, 2022
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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things
Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."
by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023
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u pick da wrong house fool

Me: * walks in house*

Big Smoke: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!
by sugondesenuts420 November 8, 2020
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You picked the wrong house, Fool!

The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house
Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!
by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019
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Molten Foodstuffs

Is very hot food items. Patrick was throughing molten foodstuffs at squidward on the show "Spongebob Squarepants".
Patrick, stop launching molten foodstuffs at me!
by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
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the fool's hour

Yo, what time we gonna meet up to smoke this splif.
At the fool's hour, usual spot.
by Dr. Rabbithole May 9, 2018
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