Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.

Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk

by Amogusss June 13, 2022

fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.

Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!

by richravens900 June 19, 2022

Father

Something that left you.

Tommy's father left him.

by H0URS July 5, 2022

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

father

few have these

why do you have no father

by has a father August 12, 2022

Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

by anonymous August 14, 2022

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022